I was on my way to Yummy Yo for some yo' when I saw that this taco trailer was amazingly open for once. I assumed it didn't open until night time. So I took advantage and got a $3 beef taco. The guys in the trailer were really nice. The other customers were really nice. Everybody was really nice. I expected to look up in the sky and see a unicorn hurdling a rainbow, but it didn't happen.
I enjoyed the sign on the trailer:
"IF YOU ARE GROUCHY, IRRITABLE OR JUST PLAIN MEAN, THERE WILL BE A $10 CHARGE FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOU."
Had to snap a picture of that.
So I walked away a shiny happy person with my $3 beef taco. Walked up to a bench at 6th and Colorado to eat. It smelled good. It looked good. It tasted fatty. It was chewy. Yeah, that meat was gross. It didn't taste bad; it was just chewy and fatty, which I just couldn't get into. I tried to concentrate on the cheese and lettuce part of the taco, but the grease kept dripping all over the place. I finally got too frustrated with the whole thing and threw it away.
One pleasant surprise, though: They put three free pieces of gum in the bag. So I chewed them all the way to Yummy Yo where I got another disappointing item.
I walked by the taco trailer on my way back to the office, and it was closed. Deserted. I guess they rode away on the unicorn to prepare for tonight's drunken hungry masses.
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